Every single weeknight, the host of Fox News, Tucker Carlson, exposes a new scandal to the people of the United States. After that, each screed is uploaded on YouTube with a catchy title, where it almost immediately receives millions of views.
It’s possible that Mr. Carlson will become a bit more upbeat now that he won’t have to worry about having to testify in the Dominion Voting Systems defamation case. However, until that time comes, here are some of the most terrifying headlines that Mr. Carlson has ever written, set to the verse in 2023:
| This is scary. (Jan. 25, 2023) |
| This is chaos. (Feb. 13, 2023) |
| This is pure absurdity. (Feb. 6, 2023) |
| This is true insanity. (Feb. 9, 2023) |
| This is hilariously idiotic. (Jan. 18, 2023) |
| This is insultingly ridiculous. (Feb. 3, 2023) |
| This is the cruelest thing any president has ever done. (Jan. 31, 2023) |
| This is a disaster. (Feb. 14, 2023) |
| This is nuts and no one seems to care. (Jan. 26, 2023) |
| There is only one word to describe this. (Jan. 20, 2023) |
| This is dark. (Feb. 8, 2023) |
Terrifying headlines that Mr. Carlson has ever written in 2022
The following are some of the scary headlines that Mr. Carlson has ever written, and they are set to the verse for the year 2022.
| This is bizarre. (Aug. 19, 2022) |
| This is shocking. (Sept. 7, 2022) |
| This is a lie. (Dec. 20, 2022) |
| This is a racist lie. (Dec. 14, 2022) |
| This is a grotesque and filthy lie. (Nov. 23, 2022) |
| This is the road to chaos and collapse. (May 6, 2022) |
| We’re watching civilization collapse in real time. (Jan. 18, 2022) |
| We’re watching civilization collapse in real-time. (Jan. 18, 2022) |
| It’s hard to believe this is happening. (Sept. 28, 2022) |
| This is worse than we thought. (Jan. 13, 2022) |
Terrifying headlines that Mr. Carlson has ever written in 2021
Here are some of the most terrifying headlines that Mr. Carlson has ever written, set to the verse in 2021.
| This is the most deranged story in history. (Oct. 28, 2021) |
| This is one of the worst stories of our time. (Sept. 28, 2021) |
| What the hell is going on here? (Oct. 21, 2021) |
| We are led by buffoons; everything they touch turns to chaos. (Aug. 16, 2021) |